wtf was i talking about?
me (on my way to the bathroom): hey gramma, i’m gonna go outside for a little bit, okay? … okay? okay? grandma, ok? what? …what? did you say something? whaat?
grandma: (looks at me) … i didn’t say anything…
me: oh, okay, well i’m going outside for a little bit.
Safe for work porn by diesel.
excellent.
this has to be the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
(via tumblrisforlulz)
shut up. i have an obsession with blind melon, and i just couldn’t pass this up.
if you don’t know what this picture is referencing, go to youtube and search “no rain - blind melon.” oh, and also, go kill yourself, because you obviously have no taste in music and have no business spreading your shitty music genes. (loljk, but no srsly, kill yourself.)
Kierstyn is a shithead.
but i love her.
“wind is stupid. it just pisses people off. if there wasn’t wind, there wouldn’t be so many murders. ‘cause wind pisses people off so much that they wanna go murder someone.”
-kierstyn. C:
babies.
babies.
babies, are the original std. at least the way i see it.
what could be worse than something the grows inside of you for nine months, then squeezes out your vagina, then sleeps and poops and cries and expects you to take care of it for at least eighteen years? i don’t think there could be any kind of worse std than that.
