November 2010
1 post
July 2010
0 posts
wtf was i talking about?
me (on my way to the bathroom): hey gramma, i’m gonna go outside for a little bit, okay? … okay? okay? grandma, ok? what? …what? did you say something? whaat?
grandma: (looks at me) … i didn’t say anything…
me: oh, okay, well i’m going outside for a little bit.
June 2010
5 posts
May 2010
10 posts
Kierstyn is a shithead.
but i love her.
“wind is stupid. it just pisses people off. if there wasn’t wind, there wouldn’t be so many murders. ‘cause wind pisses people off so much that they wanna go murder someone.”
-kierstyn. C:
babies.
babies.
babies, are the original std. at least the way i see it.
what could be worse than something the grows inside of you for nine months, then squeezes out your vagina, then sleeps and poops and cries and expects you to take care of it for at least eighteen years? i don’t think there could be any kind of worse std than that.
MEANIE MEANIE SUPER WEENIE.
^ that’s what i just called my boyfriend. lol. C:
what are cheetos? who invented them? some stoner must’ve invented them. same with funyuns. aaaaahh, stoner food. but seriously, how were cheetos invented?
YOUR LIFE. Now available in 3D on DVD and Blu-Ray.
what up, bra?
… i don’t know when i turned into a goddamn surfer.
my friends today told me they sat up all night last night talking about how awesome i am and how much they love me. then rissa was like, “yeah, you’re AWESOME to be around when you’re high.” i felt fuckin honored. it’s always good to be the kind of stoner other stoners want to hang out...
April 2010
17 posts
mailing mustaches?.
i don’t know if i can describe this story exactly the way it happened. it’s one of those “you had to be there” things.
anyways, my ipod has a mustache sticker on it. and i showed up to class one day completely baked, and my friend lynn, who wasn’t stoned at the time (which is rare for her) was like, “dude, where’d you get that mustache?”
and i was...
I GOT BUSTED.
my grandma caught me and now i’m grounded for three weeks. i think i got off pretty easily, actually. my friend is grounded for life.. well, until she moves out, i guess. so it kind of sucks. oh well, i’ll still find ways to get high. ;]
my grandma was going to drug test me, and i knew for a fact i wouldn’t pass it, so i just fessed up. i would’ve been in bigger shit if...
You speak in impertinent dribblings ,
Soggy words, dripping down your chin;
Pooling in your lap.
Do you have any idea what you’re saying?
And the way you look at her as you speak,
Responding to her garish, attention-hogging tendencies.
I see the way your lips curl at the edges
As you know you’ve got her in your gilded trap -
Set wide open and glittering gold,
Like your golden-brown eyes,
...
“godsmack” by alice in chains.
i feel like i’m falling
emotions dissolving
revolvers revolving
no more stalling
warning, i’m explicit
my mind is illicit
look my way i spit
keep talking your shit
so turn away
and run, like you don’t even know what to say
but it’s okay
it’s okay
‘cause one day
we’ll all look at the sky and say
“we are one
no more hatred or war
we are...
Can you daydream at night?.
funyuns are the fuckin shit. i had hawaiian punch but it’s in the bedroom and i’m too lazy to get it.
omg, yesterday a cop car drove past my house, and i SWORE TO GOD it stopped in front of my house. (when i looked it wasn’t there, but i swore i’d seen it stop) and today i was walking to the tanning salon, and like, four cop cars passed me, each within like two minutes of...
Today's earth day!.
lol, and i’m sitting at the computer wasting a bunch of energy… i’m a great person.
hey babies.
i hate it when i walk into a room, forgot why i went in there, leave, then get back to where i was before and remember what i went to the other place to get. i do that all the time.
another thing i’ll do is i’ll start to do something (like go for a bike ride), then realize i don’t feel like doing it, but keep doing it because i already started.
does that make sense?.
yesterday was 4-20. i was going to make a post but...
i’m really baked right now too. xD
“pirahnas” by tripping daisy.
...
stoners and children can relate to each other.
i always feel incredibly nostalgic whenever i get high. everything i do reminds me of a time or place when i was a little kid. i figured out why. i also figured out why little kids love trippy movies like alice in wonderland, and cartoons like flapjack and chowder. it’s because being high makes you think and act like a little kid. little kids are simple minded, almost to the point of being...