i don’t know if i can describe this story exactly the way it happened. it’s one of those “you had to be there” things.

anyways, my ipod has a mustache sticker on it. and i showed up to class one day completely baked, and my friend lynn, who wasn’t stoned at the time (which is rare for her) was like, “dude, where’d you get that mustache?”

and i was like, “they were sending them in the mail.” which was actually true because i got the sticker from a kendall college packet i got in the mail.

then lynn was like, ”dude, no way! why didn’t i get one?!”

then ashley jumped in on it and was like, “yeah, i got one too!”

me: ”wait, you didn’t sign up for it?”

lynn: ”what the hell, no, where do i sign up?”

ashley: ”dude, there were people here at the school about a week ago asking people to sign up for free mustaches in the mail.”

lynn: “dude, i want a free mustache!”

me: “this is just a sticker, they were sending real ones too. well, real fake mustaches.”

lynn: “dude, no fuckin’ way!”

me: “yeah, i have like four at home.”

ashley: “yeah, me too.”

lynn: “dude, what the fuck? you’re fuckin’ kidding me.”

me: “actually, yeah, i am. i can’t believe you fuckin’ fell for that.”

we really had her going. she honestly believed us. it was like, the best thing ever. and i was the stoned one!